KISSING DISCORDIA
The Deranged Dragon of the Matterhorn
The fab four strap on their crampons and load up on carabiners for a treacherous journey up Monte Cervino. Awaiting them, a dragon that thrives on chaos and has been known to cause an avalanche or ten. LT joins the mile-high polar bear club.
The fab four strap on their crampons and load up on carabiners for a treacherous journey up Monte Cervino. Awaiting them, a dragon that thrives on chaos and has been known to cause an avalanche or ten. LT joins the mile-high polar bear club.
Monster Stats:
- Length: 76 ft 5 in
- Wingspan: 81 ft 9 in
- Height: 20 ft 4 in
- Weight: 40 tons
- Number of Murders: 20,000 - 30,000
- Landmarks Destroyed: The Leaning Tower, Duomo di Milano
- Status: KISSED
